"We Love SportsCandy" is the song featured in the episode "Chef Rottenfood." It is sung by Chef Pablo Fantastico, with backing from Mayor Meanswell, Stephanie, Ziggy, Pixel, Stingy and Trixie.
Pablo:
I am Chef Pablo Fantastico,
The world famous Mediterranean chef.
I will guide you through it step by step.
To make a little tapas plate, it's easy. Well, sort of,
You have to cook with passion. Passion, and, love.
At first you take a slice of bread, now put it on a tray.
By using fresh ingredients, you make it all okay! Milford:
By using fresh ingredients, you make it all okay! Pablo:
And of course, olive oil, ha ha!
All:
¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!
Pablo:
Wonderful, are you ready for step 2? All:
¡Sí, sí, señor! Pablo:
Let's continue, with passion, and love.
Next thing that you need to do, the most important thing,
You have to get some SportsCandy, now everybody sing! Milford:
You have to get some SportsCandy, now everybody sing! Pablo:
And of course, olive oil!
All:
¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!
Pablo:
When you cook, you cook with the love, and the passion,
You put the passion in the soil, and the soil in the food,
And the food in the passion! AND TAGLIATELLE! Milford:
Whatawha? Pablo:
Ah, pardon, sometimes I get a little bit carried away.
Now where was I? Ah, step 3, ha! ¡Vamos! Passion! And, love!
When you put it all together, you mix it with a-love,
You serve it with a passion, and it all fits like a glove!
Ah, you know what I mean.
Now that we are ready, the last thing that we do,
Is hold it really steady, and add a little, GOAL! Milford:
Goal! Pablo:
No, no, no, no. No, pardon, that is my other passion.
The football. I meant to say, is hold it really steady,
And add a little olive oil, haha!
All:
¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy! Pablo:
¡Olé!
Episode version[]
Pablo:
To make a little tapas plate, it's easy. Well, sort of,
You have to cook with passion. Passion, and, love.
At first you take a slice of bread, now put it on a tray.
By using fresh ingredients, you make it all okay! Milford:
By using fresh ingredients, you make it all okay! Pablo:
And of course, olive oil, ha ha!
All:
¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!
Pablo:
Wonderful, are you ready for step 2? All:
¡Sí, sí, señor! Pablo:
Let's continue, with passion, and love.
Next thing that you need to do, the most important thing,
You have to get some SportsCandy, now everybody sing! Milford:
You have to get some SportsCandy, now everybody sing! Pablo:
And a touch of olive oil!
All:
¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!
Pablo:
When you cook, you cook with the love, and the passion,
You put the passion in the soil, and the soil in the food,
And the food in the passion! AND TAGLIATELLE! Milford:
Whatawha? Pablo:
Ah, pardon, sometimes I get a little bit carried away.
Now where was I? Ah, step 3, ha! ¡Vamos! Passion! And, love!
When you put it all together, you mix it with a-love,
You serve it with a passion, and it all fits like a glove!
Ah, you know what I mean.
Now that we are ready, the last thing that we do,
Is hold it really steady, and add a little, GOAL! Milford:
Goal! Pablo:
No, no, no, no. No, pardon, that is my other passion.
The football. I meant to say, is hold it really steady,
And add a little olive oil, haha!
All:
¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy! Pablo:
¡Olé!